Zoe Saldana Is The Hottie From Star Trek

Posted On: November 24, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

Zoe Saldana is that hot chick that played Uhura in the new version of Star Trek. I never knew her name until now, but she’s been in a ton of movies… so get used to seeing her face around more often.

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Kim Kardashian Has Great Abs

Posted On: November 24, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

The beauty of twitter is that hot chicks post pictures of themselves cause they want some attention. Kim Kardashian qualifies.

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How Eric Wood Ended His Season Early

Posted On: November 24, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

Ouch…

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Miss California 2010 Bikini Contest

Posted On: November 24, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

It’s that time of year again! Time to crown the next Miss California. This is only relevant because there’s a bunch of hot chicks running around in heel and bikinis. Enjoy…

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Psycho Girlfriend Destroys An Xbox 360

Posted On: November 24, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

EMBED-Hot Psycho Girl Destroys Boyfriends Xbox – Watch more free videos

Her boyfriend didn’t even seem pissed! At least she’s kinda hot…

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Way Too Many Hot Megan Fox Outtakes

Posted On: November 13, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

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Abigail Clancy Enjoys Candy Necklaces

Posted On: November 13, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

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Where Do Donuts Come From?

Posted On: November 13, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

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Workplaces Used To Suck Even More

Posted On: November 13, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

Does your job suck? Yea, everyone’s job sucks these days. But what about back in 1852? The following was found in the ruins of a London office building…

1. This firm has reduced the hours of work, and the clerical staff will now only have to be present between the hours of 6 a.m. and 7 p.m. weekdays.

2. Clothing must be of sober nature. The clerical staff will not disport themselves in raiment of bright colors, nor will they wear hose unless in good repair.

3. Overshoes and topcoats may not be worn in the office, but neck scarves and headwear may be worn in inclement weather.

4. A stove is provided for the benefit of the clerical staff. Coal and wood must be kept in the locker. It is recommended that each member of the clerical staff bring four pounds of coal each day during the cold weather.

5. No member of the clerical staff may leave the room without permission from the supervisor.

6. No talking is allowed during business hours.

7. The craving for tobacco, wine, or spirits is a human weakness, and as such is forbidden to all members of the clerical staff.

8. Now that the hours of business have been drastically reduced, the partaking of food is allowed between 11:30 and noon, but work will not on any account cease!!

9. Members of the clerical staff will provide their own pens. A new sharpener is available on application to the supervisor.

10. The supervisor will nominate a senior clerk to be responsible for the cleanliness of the main office and the supervisor’s private office. All boys and juniors will report to him 40 minutes before prayers and will remain after closing hours for similar work. Brushes, brooms, scrubbers, and soap are provided by the owners.

11. The owners recognize the wisdom of the new labor laws, but will expect a great rise in output of work to compensate for these near Utopian conditions.

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