Watch: Brett Farve Has A Sense Of Humor

Posted On: August 24, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

Posted in: What A Jackass!

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Jennifer Tilly Is Very Well Endowed

Posted On: August 24, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

Jennifer Tilly is… well… she’s got a huge rack. And she plays poker. And she does voice overs on Family Guy. Hmm… not seeing anything wrong with this picture. Just wish we had some more of her in the pool.

Posted in: Hollywood Hotties

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Michael Bay Directs The Victoria’s Secret Angels

Posted On: August 24, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

Transformer’s director, Michael Bay, just got a huge promotion. He’s the lucky SOB that’s directing the famous Victoria’s Secret Angels in their holiday commercials this year. First off… he gave Megan Fox a career and now he’s hanging out with professional hotties. Must be nice…

Posted in: Hollywood Hotties

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Miss Universe 2009 Is From Venezuela

Posted On: August 24, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

What’s better than a Miss USA pageant?! Umm… how about a Miss Universe Pageant!? Hell yea! Hot chicks from all over the world (I guess the Universe) parading around in various states of undress so that we can judge them and then pick the hottest one. Venezuela won this year… for the second year in a row. I think we need to plan a trip to Venezuela…

Posted in: Hollywood Hotties

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17 Jobs That’ll Get You Some Action

Posted On: August 24, 2009 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

So we all have to work… wouldn’t it be nice if you had a job that pretty much promised sex? (I’m not talking about working in the porn industry) I’m referring to regular 9 to 5 style jobs that you can a weekly check and all…. but the sex on the side is not only a great perk… but unless you look like this you’ll get some? Yea, thought so. Here’s a list of the 17 jobs that’ll get you some action…

1. Architect: Build me something as good-looking as you.
2. Glassblower: Really any job with blow in the title will do.
3. Firefighter: Drool over their calendars with us.
4. Doctor: Everyone wants some sexual healing … especially if you’re a freelance blogger without health insurance.
5. Celebrity: Pick a groupie, any groupie.
6. Librarian: But you only stack up if you’re hot.
7. High-Ranking Soldier: Lookin’ so fine in that tight, fancy uniform, I mos def want you to invade the country in my pants.
8. Porn Star: Your job is to get laid.
9. Model (Preferably Underwear Or Bikini): You’re a professional hottie who can make us buy whatever you’re selling.
10. Hotel Concierge: You’ve got the keys to everybody’s room/heart.
11. Photographer: You can compliment and direct your subject til they take off their all clothes. Yes, yes, make love to the camera!
12. Bartender: You’re surrounded by drunk singles looking to mingle.
13. Musician/DJ: You can play peeps like you do tunes.
14. Personal Trainer: Let’s get physical.
15. Delivery Boy: Or girl, they come to you. This sadly does not apply to stanky messengers who run around all day.
16. Pilot/Flight Attendant: That jaunty cap, the mile-high club, man, there are just so many reasons we want to fly the extra-friendly skies.
17. Furniture Craftsman: They’ll give you more than one thing to sit on.

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