Madonna Is The #1 Female

Posted On: December 1, 2008 By: Meghan Comments: ( one )

Did you see Madonna on Brit Brit’s “OFF THE RECORD” last night? WOW! She looked AMAZING! I haven’t really liked the x-Madge recently, but lately she’s growing on me again. Especially with all the Madonna-rod Dirt comin’ my way…scroll down for the latest!

Anyway, Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet Tour is on a pace to make $282 million when the Mexico / South American leg wraps up in a few weeks. That would make it the top-grossing tour by a female artist or solo artist. You go girl!

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A-Rod : P-Whipped

Posted On: December 1, 2008 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

A-Rod at Madonna’s Miami Show

What the **** is he wearing????? Oh Madonna-rod thank you so much for all the Dirt I will be receiving from y’all! Madonna- I absolutely love you (you looked AWESOME on Brit Brit’s documentary last night by the way), but you totally have A-Rod WHIPPED!

OK, the good news is that A-Rod did manage to split his Turkey Day with his kids and Madge. The whole gang of them were in Miami, so he has made good with that. Then he spent the rest of the day with the Material Girl on nearby Star Island.

However, I just have to say he is following her around like a puppy dog. A-Rod was front-and-center at her gig at Dolphin Stadium. He was so close to the action that he even handed her a bottle of water at one point during the show. The “Daily News” says Madonna looked right at Alex when she sang, “You Must Love Me” . . . and also while grinding against a speaker later on. She then took her Sticky & Sweet Tour to Mexico City over the weekend. And quite coincidentally, A-Rod just happened to be in Mexico City, too….like I said….whipped…

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Plaxico Burress Shoots Himself Then Turns Himself In

Posted On: December 1, 2008 By: Meghan Comments: ( one )

Three days after accidentally shooting himself in the thigh at a NYC nightclub, Giants receiver Plaxico Burress turned himself in to an NYPD precinct in midtown this morning to face charges of criminal possession of a handgun.

So in layman terms: on Friday night, Plaxico and two teammates, linebacker ANTONIO PIERCE and running back DERRICK WARD hit up The Latin Quarter. Thinking they were all bad ass, Plaxico talked the bouncer into letting him bring the gun inside. The idiot shoots himself in the right thigh while he was walking around the club, then tries to keep the incident on the D.L. by reportedly convincing Antonio NOT to call 911 . . . and to stash the gun. blablablablablablabla….Forward to later in the evening: He finally goes to ER, injury is NOT life threatening, he hires lawyer -Benjamin Brafman. (He’s the same lawyer who notoriously got DIDDY off the hook for some major drug and bribery charges back in 1999)

Here’s what could happen according to the NY Times:

According to state law, a person carrying a gun without a permit faces 3 ½ to 15 years in prison if prosecutors prove that the person intended to use the weapon on another person. If intent to use cannot be proved, the person may still face felony charges that could result in up to seven years in prison.

In addition, Burress may also be facing punishment by the NFL under the league’s personal-conduct policy, violations of local gun laws can result in a player’s suspension.

READ FULL NEW YORK TIMES STORY

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Video: Reporter Pummeled By Snow Sleds

Posted On: December 1, 2008 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

Reporter Owned By Sled – Watch more free videos

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Beauty Is In The Eye of the RETOUCHER

Posted On: December 1, 2008 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

BEFORE AND AFTER RETOUCHING

LADIES – See, we try to look like the models in magazines for nothing!

GUYS - If you’re frustrated that your lady doesn’t look like one of those hot models you’re always seeing in magazines, then you need to get your head straight by checking out this “before and after” picture of a magazine cover model who’s been retouched.

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Robert Downy Jr Smackdown With WWE Wrestler!

Posted On: December 1, 2008 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

KURRGAN

I have to admit I tricked you with the headline to get you here, OMG am I turning into one of those seedy reporters??? Oh well…it’s DIRT!

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. was really knocked unconscious! It was during the filming of that new “Sherlock Holmes” movie, when another actor accidentally punched him in the jaw for real. Sources say Downey was out cold for six seconds and was drooling blood when he came to. RDJ reportedly got stitches in his mouth, but he is ok.

That actor who pummeled him is ROBERT MAILLET . . .a 7-foot MONSTER who used to wrestle for the WWE as “Kurrgan”, and also played the Uber Immortal in “300″.

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“Twilight” Star Caught Gettin’ High!

Posted On: December 1, 2008 By: Meghan Comments: ( one )

OK, so here we go again…a major star to the “tweens” really doing all she can to be a good role model….

KRISTEN STEWART was sitting on her front steps in Los Angeles the other day. And I’m assuming she was either celebrating the opening weekend success of her movie “Twilight” …….or drowning her sorrows after box office receipts dropped by more than 60% in Week 2 and got crushed by “Four Christmases“. Or maybe she just loves her some reefer!!!

Hey Kristen give BIG SEXY a call, he’s a great shoulder to cry on and I am sure he’s got some stuff that’ll blow your socks off!

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Orlando Bloom Engaged to Victoria Secret HOTTY

Posted On: December 1, 2008 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

Australian tabloids say that ORLANDO BLOOM and his girlfriend, Vicky Secret vixen MIRANDA KERR, are engaged. Orlando’s rep says it’s not true. Ok guys…wouldn’t you shout it to the world if this was your WIFE???

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Michael Phelps’ New Babe

Posted On: December 1, 2008 By: Meghan Comments: ( zero )

CHECK OUT HER INK! COOL!

Ladies and Gents meet Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps’ new girlfriend. Her name is Caroline Pal. She’s a Las Vegas cocktail waitress and wannabe model. Things are serious enough that he brought her home for Thanksgiving. And yeah, she’s not really the type of girl you would think his Mom would be proud of . . . but guys, you have to admit she’s HOT. Here are some photos for your viewing pleasure…