“I want to apologize to the court, my family, and to all the kids who looked up to me as a role model”

How about sorry to the dogs you tortured?  Ok, ok,  if I can give Brit Brit a second chance, I guess I gotta give one to this animal abuser….ummm NOT!   Vick pleaded guilty today to a state dogfighting charge, I am sure mainly because its a necessary step to make him eligible to get out o’ jail early  and potentially speed a return to the NFL.  Vick already is serving a 23-month sentence in Leavenworth, Kan. for a federal dogfighting conviction. He’s scheduled to breakout on July 20, 2009. Then he will serve three years of probation.

TMZ is reporting that he is under fire from the IRS.  See…the karma is flyin’ in his world!  Apparently the animal abuser didn’t file his return in 2007.  He apparently owes them 1.2 mil. Hey Vick, sorry bud, but ya can’t put the taxman in a cage and beat him to death so pay up.

READ THE TMZ COURT DOCUMENTS

TMZ also says that Vick blew through $17 mil in 2 years.

OOOOO!!!  YOU ARE SO BUSTED!!!!  NOW GET OUT OF MY F******** KITCHEN!!!  

OK, the latest in celeb dirty adultry is America’s favorite reality chef…Mr. Gordon Ramsay of “HELL’S KITCHEN”.  And here’s what’s funny…he allegedly got suckered into an affair for seven years with a women who is known for USING RICH MARRIED MEN!   The ho of the day is Sarah Symonds. Author of “Having an Affair? Handbook for the Other Woman.” OH LORD.  She also has her own radio show in L.A. that gives advice to to other ho’s who prey on married men.  

Anyway….Ramsay, married for 12 years to a schoolteacher, Tana, was caught leaving a high-priced London hotel after meeting up with the ho.  Apparently they met at a nighclub in London in 2001.  After the news broke yesterday,  the cheating chef and Tana held five hours of crisis talks.  Sources say Tana has been aware of his wondering eye for years, she just ignores it all because she is too comfortable in her wealthy lifestyle.  The Ramsay family is saying that the ho set Ramsay up to advance her own career.  LOVE THAT EXCUSE!  

Of course the angriest chef on TV is P.O.’d and the word is that he is suing the SUN mag for exposing his tasty dessert without serving dinner first!